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… He’s all like: “If only I hadn’t had that goddamn dream.”
… He’s all like: “If only I hadn’t had that goddamn dream.”
And I’m all: “What, you think the end of the world came because you had a stupid dream? You think the sun boiled in the heavens, blistering the flesh off our backs and scorching the earth to dry wasteland, and the bugs overran our homes and every last scrap of food and all the orifices of our bodies, all because you had some goddamn dream? You’re nuts. It was that spaceship. The one with those four . . . you know, spacedudes. With the weapons of mass destruction.”